
too turnt on groupon.com
I have such a problem with English-speaking people affecting their voices to “sound foreign” when they speak to people whose first language is not English. In America or elsewhere. Especially in a place where English is not the primary language. Why are you in Abu Dhabi talking to Emiratis, trying to “sound like an Emirati”?
I’m also not here for English-speaking people recounting how “foreign people speak” by trying to use accents. Just speak in your regular voice.

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outfit is giving me early mariah carey, whose new album is in stores july 23.
I don’t have sex unless it’s for money. You can call me sell-a-butt

me and my crew at the party judging you
It’s so perfect I want to cry.
Michael: Girl…. really?
Liz: Now girl you know better…..
Oprah: This bitch just tried it.
I have never related to anyone more than I relate to the woman on the left right now
I yell harder every time I watch it.
THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I CAN’T STOP WATCHING
I wonder how many repressed homosexuals there are here
I mean, that’s sort of like a bird turning down some bread.
sperm donner
sperm blitzen
sperm prancer
sperm dasher
sperm cupid
sperm rudolph

She wait 9 months for her moment
NAAAAAAH
y’all and these fake tweets